Why anyone would want a mini toilet to hold soap is a mystery to me – but there is no judgement. You do what you want just, please fill the toilet soap dispenser with soap and not toilet water. That’s not too much to ask for.
We all smell our hands after stuff – hey, don’t deny it. Own up to your weirdness. This is a safe place. Now that we are past the denial stage… acceptance should not include wanting a painting of a kid smelling his hand.
Some products have odd names. They aren’t wrong – just odd. For us that’s a good thing.