Sometimes for the perfect Jack-O-Lantern pumpkin you just need to cruise on over to see Trader Joe.
Sometimes our society gets a bit sign happy. This parking lot has light posts. Someone probably opened their car door into the light post. That same person probably tried to sue the owner of the property. A sign was made. How long until we have a sign in this lot that reads “Caution Moving Vehicles”? Maybe I have it all wrong and this is warning people who are light sensitive?
This is a sign posted on a hotel’s in-room safe. They call is a safe but it is not for keeping things safe. Got that? No? Well here it is broken down… if you put your things in the safe, someone may steal those things and the hotel lawyers want you to know they will not let you be reimbursed for the theft. Safe is not safe.