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Only works if you open the windows

If you have a stinky flat, no desire to actually clean, and a window that opens… these curtains may be just what you are looking for. Think of all the time and money you will save not having to drive to the store, buy cleaner, then actually pressing the trigger on the bottle to spray some clean scent into your rooms.

Stink Curtains


What is that smell?

We all smell our hands after stuff – hey, don’t deny it. Own up to your weirdness. This is a safe place. Now that we are past the denial stage… acceptance should not include wanting a painting of a kid smelling his hand.

painting of child smelling hand

For those like candles but don’t want to smell them

You’d expect a “Camouflage” scented candle to smell like it’s surroundings, right? So this candle in my house would smell like pizza. YUM. Well, this candle doesn’t smell like pizza. And that Beer scented candle smells like beer only after you’ve had a few.

Camouflage Candle

Shoe Less

You can find lots of odd stuff in parking lots. These shoes were spotted in a parking lot with a shoe store. Did the former owner buy new shoes and just say “I am done with these, let me leave them in the parking lot”? Probably.

Parking Lot Shoes

Have you looked in the mirror lately?

I hear often from friends how dating is hard. People are just not nice. And then the next minute they are telling me how So & So was too old, or too tall or too fat or too… yeah, just about everything. We set up all of these limits that maybe aren’t that important. Can we really look at ourselves in the mirror and see a perfect person? And if we aren’t perfect, why should we expect the person we just met to be perfect?

Online Profile

Smell the rainbow?

Love the taste of Skittles candy? Watching your caloric intake? No worries, because now you can suck on air while burning a Skittles scented candle. Warning: Skittles Candle is not candy. You should not eat Skittles Candle as it does not taste like Skittles Candy.


Not feeling safe?

This is a sign posted on a hotel’s in-room safe. They call is a safe but it is not for keeping things safe. Got that? No? Well here it is broken down… if you put your things in the safe, someone may steal those things and the hotel lawyers want you to know they will not let you be reimbursed for the theft. Safe is not safe.

Hotel Safe Not Safe


Time to decorate the Fourth of July Tree again

When decorating for Memorial Day and the Independence Day do you think of Christmas Trees? Well, the Christmas Tree Shop does and now they sell a pre-decorated tree for your mass consumption pleasure.

Christmas Tree for Independence Day

Ferbie sez: I like waffles

I don’t even remember reading/seeing waffles being served at Hogwarts.

Ferbie with a Hat On

The Un-Reality of Advertising: Beach Chairs

Most of us love a day at the beach – sun, sand, sea and more sun. In this catalog ad for beach chairs the ladies are having the time of their lives. I stared at the photo for a long time – not because I like anything about it, but because those chairs looked heavy. I started to wonder… how did those chairs get on the beach? Is there a truck hidden nearby that brought them onto the sand? And do local ordinances allow trucks on the beach? So many questions. So I added a little bit of conversation to the ad to help calm my frustration with the image.

Chair on beach